The often misunderstood Great Chicken War of 2287 was a decisive victory for Gallus Gallus Domesticus (or the “black giant”). It is not recorded when the entire flamboyance of this last remaining breed took up residence within the meadow of the God Purpose, but over the centuries, they adapted well to the unending storms.

In truth, they would reside regardless of any hardship, only to be near the magical presence of the skeletal remains of the phallus of such a colossal wooden toothed immortal.